1. Ask him, "Are you going to wear that?"
2. Shrink his dri fit work out clothes by putting them in the dryer. Oops!
3. Talk during a football game. Ask lots of questions and comment on the players bad choice in hair.
4. Tell him, "Your mom agrees with me."
5. Complain about your period or your bowl problems. They want to live in a fantasy world where there is never trouble down under. And don't even think about farting in front of them.
6. Bring up serious conversations right before bedtime.
7. Continue to insist he talks to you right now about the current thing you are fighting about. Don't do that-it just makes him even more frustrated. They need their little cool off time first.
8. Spend a lot of money- just don't do that. Enough said!
9. Be late for everything especially church. You will get a lecture the entire drive to church.
10. Call him at work to tell him you are pregnant.( I did this with baby #2 ) 1. You won't get the reaction you are hoping for. 2. He won't believe you because the pregnancy test was from the dollar store.
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